i hope people who i dont like creep on my blog from time to time so they can see how happy i am and how good im doing w/o them in my life :)

pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

department-of-motor-vehicles:

theyellowbrickroad:

i texted lauren while i was at work that i wanted her to race me to jimmy johns when i got off so we could get there before they close and she told me that she was thinking the exact same thing :’) shes my #1 bitch tbh

no.11 lettuce wrap

next time i’ll get it before i pick you up and surprise you

how good of a friend am i

im going to cry :’)

me: *sexually objectifies every attractive man ever*
great first date ideas

theyellowbrickroad:

where is the video of nash grier crying

answer me. i have to see this

i texted lauren while i was at work that i wanted her to race me to jimmy johns when i got off so we could get there before they close and she told me that she was thinking the exact same thing :’) shes my #1 bitch tbh

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

where is the video of nash grier crying

profoak:

"oops"

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

i had such a good day. i am having such a good nigh.t