breaking news: Britney Spears owns a fucking washing machine
male feminists who act like theyre better than other feminists because of the fact theyre men are literally fucking defeating the purpose of feminism like. dude. dude
my work ethic is basically “if it doesn’t have to be done right this second then I’m not gonna do it”
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
Why don’t you order online? Aren’t you in FL though?
i just get nervous trying new makeup from online sites. and no, i live in utah
wow i really want to try inglot eye shadow bc it looks amazing and is priced really well but the nearest store to me is in vegas why is everything so far from me wtf
I think Dr. Phil’s closed-captioning guy got fired
I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE IF YOU LEAK NUDE PHOTOS OF AN EX YOU ARE LITERALLY THE SHITTIEST PERSON TO GRACE THE PLANET
i’m tired of saying “i know it’s unrealistic, but…” before i tell people i want to make movies. i’m tired of explaining myself to people and seeing disapproval in their eyes and i’m tired of people telling me how impossible my dreams are
i hate small children in theory because they are loud and covered in something sticky and disgusting but in reality they show me their macaroni art project and i cry
when people say ‘oh yeah i hate everyone’ its such a huge TURN OFF cause it implies that they think theyre somehow better than everyone else liiiiiiike nahhhhhh you aint shit and people hate you right back for being such a negative energy