true life im wearing a shirt i havent been able to fit into for the past 4 years

its so embarrassing how many times i have laughed while making an announcement at work. i am a disgrace

It’s weird getting off work when there’s still light outside

It’s weird getting off work when there’s still light outside

I was paging two of my coworkers and I accidentally said registreh instead of register so I said “bleh” bc for some reason if I fuck up my words I always say bleh after to like. Acknowledge I said it wrong. Then I remembered it was on the intercom to the entire store and laughed at myself, then realized me laughing during the announcement made it worse so I just gave up and hung up

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

im starting to feel so much better and im trying to be really productive to make up for the last 2 weeks where i had to force myself to get out of bed bc i felt so sick and miserable. ive never had a cold that bad before like wtf

ghoulinski:

pro of watching football: very athletic men
con of watching football: lots of plot holes & very little character development

Morning shifts are awful

luigl:

sageruto:

complete this post

im not racist but

i love to fuck eggs, all i can think about is their white exterior rubbing against my dick im not racist but egg fucking is my true passion

Good morning

you look beautiful!!
Anonymous

thank you !!!! :*