is this girl for real

Oct 21

So I don’t think im an infj i think im an enfx bc my p and j are so balanced with each other i don’t think i have a preference of either one but probably lean more towards enfp bc enfj seems like a control freak lol

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

bewbin:

fool me once shame on you 

fool me 32 times holy fucking shit dude

(via ebuddies)

Not going to name anybody but I had a dream last night that I was complaining about somebody on the internet to somebody else through asks over here and they got REALLY mad bc apparently they were friends and they were like “you know what Simone? Fuck you” and it caught me off guard I was like “what???” And they hacked my email and posted embarrassing photos of me from when I was 11 with captions like “theyellowbrickUGLY” and then posted photos of them in a blonde wig pretending to be me and some of the photos of them pretending to me were kinda funny and made me laugh but then I remembered they were making fun of me and felt bad. Anyway I know it was just a dream but it was intense

Ok u guys have made fun of me for having fat fingers but recently my thumb has lost a lot of weight and it has been freaking me out all week

Ok u guys have made fun of me for having fat fingers but recently my thumb has lost a lot of weight and it has been freaking me out all week

Oct 20

Anonymous said: hey one of my highschool friends murdered her girlfriend in utah on saturday. can you please share the gofundme with your followers to help pay for the funeral expenses?? it's gofundme / tawneebaird. thank you!!

I actually knew her and have personally donated to the funeral funds and encourage anyone who has the money to donate to do so. What happened was a tragedy.

I think that my grandpa follows memewhore on tumblr

tarntino:

someone tell me how 2 add background music to vines i’ve tried 3 different ways and it hasn’t worked i’m not here for this

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

(Source: seereezy, via rubeelzebub)

Oct 19

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Oct 18

I need hoop earrings

I couldn’t find leg warmers

Could this pass as 80s style?

Could this pass as 80s style?

It’s 80s day @ work and I’m scared I don’t look 80s enough but I did what I could

It’s 80s day @ work and I’m scared I don’t look 80s enough but I did what I could

Oct 17

I’m a witch

I’m a witch