is this girl for real

Sep 18

i feel like i havent blogged in forever like  i have been so busy this week i forget to text people back and i have posted like maybe 2 things a day i have absolutely no free time lol

ive been craving chinese food and yesterday when my grandpa was dropping me off at work i was casually like “yeah ive been craving chinese food” and guess who is eating chinese food tonight


i am

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i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that

but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will say “my hair looked super cute today” or “i’ve been feeling so body positive lately”

how awesome is that

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i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

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Sep 17

Anonymous said: If you feel bad about rejecting a fellow Simone keep in mind my brother Aaron was with a guy named Aaron and they dated for quite a while.

How could he do that to himself

I have the best dad

I have the best dad

I remember like 3 years ago on here somebody named Simone wanted to be my friend but I couldn’t do it bc I want to be the only Simone in my life and I feel kinda bad but on the same token how do people associate with others who have the same name as them like that takes some serious strength I’m too self involved to share my name

2 more hours of work and then I get a day off tomorrow :))))

This customer complained about me to my manager and told him I wasn’t doing my job and was just standing around chatting with my coworkers instead which was a lie but anyway then she saw me like an hour later hanging up clothes and started chatting with me and I wanted to hit her


me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

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