is this girl for real

Apr 18


my mom was making this angry face but bobbing her head to the music of a commercial and i was like “why are you making that face” and she was like “because i hate this song but i have groove so i have to dance to it, i cannot control my own rhythm”

Apr 17


when i was 14 i sent a really mean message to this guy because i thought he was cheating on my best friend and it was like “i cant believe you would do that to her you piece of shit you dont deserve her” but it turned out he didnt and it was a big confusion and he was like “what are you talking about” and i panicked and said they were song lyrics

My Tumblr Crushes:australiansantafivegumneptunainhi87daysbeforepoopflowrosencrantofficialtylerperry2loxapineawwwMy Tumblr Crushes:

  1. australiansanta
  2. fivegum
  3. neptunain
  4. hi
  5. 87daysbefore
  6. poopflow
  7. rosencrant
  8. officialtylerperry2
  9. loxapine


(Source: kingsleeze, via hayiey)


I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

(via hayiey)


why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

(via fivegum)


i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

(via neptunain)


do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

(via australiansanta)




I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via hi)


you hear a blood curdling scream in your living room to find a dead woman on the floor and an axe murderer standing in front of you “sorry” he says “it was just an axe-ident”

im sorry for this post

Apr 16

cats are cool


Anonymous asked: it's been more than a year since i last visited your blog and i'm curious about what you're doing at the moment, are you in college?

im about to start in like a month

Apr 06


when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them


(via officialtylerperry2)