im going to contact tom cruise and give him my blog and make him post for me
what if i went through with this plan and gave my blog to tom cruise on december 31st 2012 and nobody even knew im just saying
im going to start dating joe biden but since hes married and im not a homewrecker his wife is just going to have to come on the dates with us
she can like drive us around and stuff like a chauffeur
what was wrong with me in 2013
there are tons of people going through my archive right now like at least 10 different people and i honestly dont know who put you up to it but its way too many people for it to be a coincidence so if anybody knows whats going on please let me know bc its actually creeping me the fuck out and ive been aware of it for at least 45 minutes
the first time ive ever had a conversation with simone i panicked and sent her instructions on how to glaze a ham on skype and thats the worst first impression i’ve ever made
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i feel really suspicious is somebody talkin about me on here right now??? whats going on……..
wow this post is worse than i remembered
stupid gay canadian goes for a walk
ya but its MY stupid gay canadian going for a walk :)
The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander. — (via simmmk)
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as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.
is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat.
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i used to get so caught up in tumblr drama back in the day but now even if i have problems with somebody on here i just scroll past it bc putting so much energy into a fight on the internet that u get literally nothing from is just not something i can handle lol like idk man i actively avoid starting conflicts on here bc they just dont make sense??? theres no point
halfrica replied to your post: if i fail my drivers test again on wed…
if u don’t mind me asking y did u fail the first few? I’m gonna be taking mine eventually so tips r nice
uhhh tbh i think a lot of it had to do with like. how nervous i was. id fuck up things i knew how to do REALLY well bc i was so nervous that i was being judged for it. and also honestly i just dont practice enough, ill go out driving like 2 times a week for an hour each time and im just not a fast learner so its definitely not enough driving for me.
if i fail my drivers test again on wednesday im gonna look real dumb to everybody bc ill be like “yeah i failed my drivers test for the 3rd time today lol”