is this girl for real

Jul 26

i used to hate looking at my boobs without a shirt on like i felt like they looked weird but ive been looking at them a lot more often lately and i think theyre nice and pretty !!!!

ive been so boy crazy this summer its surreal

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

(Source: unclefather, via 420dongsquad)

“hi dog” — me to every dog i see (via nerdiegirlie)

(via tooshies)

jrdyn:

I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via collapsed)

Jul 25

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

(via donnacabonna)

(Source: foie, via urbran)

stoleyogirl:

when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out

image

(via vvendys)

(Source: rockandfloyd, via punkbread)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[inspects huge peanut m&m through jewelers loupe]: perfect clarity. perfect cut

(via punkbread)

barack-obottm:

friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image

(via fivegum)

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via medicharn)

cafemusaiin:

in honor of the revival of early-2000s internet culture, i’d like to suggest

(Source: striders, via barebackinq)

we are starving

lesroisdumonde:

"oh my GOd there are TWO gay characters in this movie lets watch it"

"dude dude dude we have to see it it has a queer girl

"I heard this movie has non-sexualized female character”

"ok I know it only has one girl but she is written like an ACTUAL PERSON!!"

"THERE IS A TRANS CHARACTER"

"so its not canon but if you squint I think this character is asexual”

"and get this the gay character is actually not white

(via blastortoise)