May 2013
brandnewswastikas:
I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
i bought the cuTEST dress and it was only $10 man i love life
thdoctor:
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
my birthday is in 10 days aaahh
summer blogging is just around the corner
rabioheab:
one thing that annoys me is that lil wayne isn’t very little at all. he’s more average height. average height wayne
jesuschristvevo:
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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Anonymous asked: i do the same thing?? most of my problems/insecurities/anxiety now are caused by the way people have treated me b/c of how i look. my life would be so much better if i was pretty or whATEVER and when i see attractive people i just think 'wow you must have everything so easy i hate u' but thATS NOT RIGHT ARG ya know
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Anonymous asked: Can I talk to you about something but I don't want it to be public
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Anonymous asked: i know what you mean about feeling jealous of attractive people my current boyfriend is way attractive and hes told me about how people have treated him differently because of that (hes not like mean or boasty about it or anything he just tells stories) and when we're walking in the street i can SEE girls looking at us and staring because im definitely not as attractive as him. it makes me...
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i have this terrible resentment towards “attractive” people and i wish i didnt have it but i just instinctively am jealous of them and feel like they have it easier especially the ones who have always been hot and basically just rely on their looks to get by u feel me and i wish that WASNT the case bc its seriously toxic and unhealthy to think that way and its not fair it...
therealmulan:
If we follow each other and have talked at least once I’m going to assume we’re friends
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my mom told me not to eat something and i decided to eat it anyway but apparently i said “fuck you bitch” before i did it and this was literally 5 minutes ago i dont know how i dont recall saying it but i shocked my whole family by doing that omfg
galifianafuck:
IM HAVING A FUCKING HEARTATACK MY MOM WAS TRYING ON HER NEW CLOTHES AND SHE JUST CAME IN THE LIVING ROOM AND STARTED DANCING OUT OF NOWHERE IM FUCKIGN SCRMEAING
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“I don’t regret the things I’ve done, I regret the things I didn’t do when I had...”
– unknown (via residyke)
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Anonymous asked: I'm following you, so that i can follow the yellow brick road
ferretdog:
bondoge:
tumblr was definitely not made for porn i dont go on this website to look at porn and i really hate seeing porn on my dashboard bc if i wanted porn i would go to a fucking porn website not a social media blogging platform
i dont go on this site to look at pictures of anime but yet, its on my dash all the time and you gotta either deal with it or unfollow people thats...
“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via katara)
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bondoge:
tumblr was definitely not made for porn
i dont go on this website to look at porn and i really hate seeing porn on my dashboard bc if i wanted porn i would go to a fucking porn website not a social media blogging platform
chickensandwich:
when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have 100 articles of clothing for the price of 1 really expensive designer item and i will have a lot of money left for food
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Anonymous asked: Oh I'm so sorry simone I thought my internet was glitching and eating my asks its just I'm considering dropping out bc I rlly hate it there I've never felt so alone and miserable there but my parents are so against a GED and my options are sometimes suicide, running away or jst dropping out but thanks for the advice I'm sorry again
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Anonymous asked: What would u have done/be doing if your parents didn't support your getting a GED and forced you through highschool?
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dampsandwich:
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
Anonymous asked: how old are you
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Anonymous asked: what are you planning on doing in college?
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familyfriendlyurl:
like there are an unlimited number of possible jokes you can make that do not rely on belittling people
im so excited to collaborate and write beautiful scripts this year and i want to find somebody to film and help direct my short script so i can have my name on at least something and aaaahhhh
chickensandwich:
sometimes my cats wink at me and it makes me uncomfortable
Anonymous asked: What is that from with the colorblind guy?
my mom is listening to the harry potter theme song for the first time in her life
chickensandwich:
i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
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Anonymous asked: i always crave frozen yogurt after i shower and there's like 10 frozen yogurt shops near where i live but someone i know works at every single one at the time i want to go like what the heck this is starting to turn into a big issue
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Anonymous asked: simone tampons make me so uncomfortable like i have real issues with forcing things into my body but today my friends got into an argument over whether or not i'm just being a prude and if pads are like diapers and it's made me really resent my friends for being dicks about something so personal
vaspim:
lofter is to tumblr as marapets is to neopets
