Possibly the funniest accidental selfie of me ever

Possibly the funniest accidental selfie of me ever

i dont have a job right now which translates directly to “im going to binge watch all 5 seasons of the simple life in one night”



for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here


I just need someone to deposit 1,000 dollars to my bank account everyday

Life After Beth (2014)

Let people feel the weight of who you are and let them deal with it.
John Eldridge (via purplebuddhaproject)


Pizza Planet Truck


I can’t believe I used to be a 15 year old with a tumblr


30 Day Horror Movie Challenge
  • Day 11 - Favorite Horror/Comedy

The Cabin in the Woods (2011) 

why are people making fun of u wth i saw that reddit post and the comments are disgusting they dont even know u. sorry i just dont understand why people feel the need 2 make fun of u its terrible

thats just what people on the internet do like its not ok but on the same token im not really offended ive pretty much become immune to people saying shitty things about me on the internet since its been happening for like over 2 years u feel me

The most basic and powerful way to connect to another person is to listen. Just listen. Perhaps the most important thing we ever give each other is our attention.
Rachel Naomi Remen (via kvtes)


true happiness is when you sit down next to a bunch of puppies and they all swarm you and give you kisses and try to play


Apple of love


Apple of love