lamelohan:

i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes

doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

The person you’re meant to be with will never have to be chased, begged or given an ultimatum.
Mandy Hale (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
I asked my sister for a drink with some ice and this is what she gave me

I asked my sister for a drink with some ice and this is what she gave me

When my coworkers bitch at me and judge me for how I do my job I’m like uhhh are you my employer? Are you paying me to do this or are you just my peer? Focus on yourself man

You know when you really wanna bitch about your day but nothing interesting happened and you know nobody wants to really hear it lmao. I feel like I’m so boring lately. It’s depressing

I woke up at 6 am to feel like death

majiinboo:

Guys, I really need your help

My power has been disconnected for a couple of days now (I’m typing this at school lol), our energy bill is past due and it’s well over $400 (we have an old ass AC unit that takes up too much power, plus it doesn’t help that our house isn’t well insulated). My mom has been working herself ragged doing night shifts, but it’s just not enough with all the other bills stacking up. I feel really helpless because I’m going to school and working part time (but they pay me trash). And that’s honestly the worst feeling in the world; watching your mom go through all this. Um, if you can and if you want to, please drop a lil something something in my paypal. I’d greatly appreciate it and I really don’t want to spend my birthday in the dark lol. 

me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"

ok another makeup question: do you guys know of any good but low priced fake eyelashes??? i want dramatic looking fake eyelashes for my ursula and queen of hearts costume, and i kind of want to be able to get a whole bunch at once since im going to be dressing up like almost everyday at work. give me suggestions !!!

My grandma has Alzheimer's disease and started having this thing where she would try to steal knick knacks from flea markets and one time she stole a little hedgehog figure for my cousin because my cousin likes sonic
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my extended birth fam is like all mormon so i have 63 cousins, and my grandma made a queen sized quilt for every. single. one of us. in the span of a year. i think she made some for the married in people and her great grandkids, too. i dont think she does anything else in her free time, actually. she is 87 years old.

how does she do that oh my god

My gran gets a new piece of technology every year for Christmas and she has like 2 iPhones, an iPad and a laptop ok so one time I went over and she was like "find me Russell's number on my phone" so I got my uncles number up on her iphone and then she dialled it from the house phone. She still has no idea that her iphone is a phone. She uses it to email her statuses to Facebook.