im gonna start watching an episode of twin peaks everyday before i go to work

literally this guy used me for sex and i got really attached to him emotionally and i quit talking to him for like 2 weeks then called him out and freaked out on him and i could tell i hurt his feelings and then the next night i felt bad about it and sent him a message sort of apologizing and low key begging him to talk to me and in THAT moment i realized how gross he is and how desperate and cringe-y i was being and i blocked his number and blocked his facebook and any messaging platform or way of communication i had with him is now obsolete and gone bc im never allowing myself to talk to him again. that was the most obsessive ive ever been with a guy and it was baaaaaad. bad bad bad 

when i get my first paycheck and buy a gym membership im going to get so hot

there are so many mirrors at work and it has boosted my self esteem to unreal levels like i cried for an hour before i went to work today and i kept looking in the mirrors and i was like “damn girl u look good tho nobody even knew that u cried and u make khakis look hot”

honestly like the last experience w/ a gross ass dude has made me decide that im only going to place my time and effort into people that deserve it and also like wtf i am crazy interesting and cool and cute im not going to spend time on people that doesnt agree with me on those things

ive never been in love but i have been straight up obsessive w/ gross boys and thinkin about it makes me sick to my stomach like why did i let somebody so nasty occupy the space of my mind i cannot believe it

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

maliciousmelons:

Justin Bieber is disturbing me on whole new levels

maliciousmelons:

Justin Bieber is disturbing me on whole new levels

Patience is not sitting and waiting, it is foreseeing. It is looking at the thorn and seeing the rose, looking at the night and seeing the day. Lovers are patient and know that the moon needs time to become full.
Shams Tabrizi (via scattredthoughts)
And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.
Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends: The Poems and Drawings of Shel Silverstein (via wordsnquotes)

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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zackisontumblr:

tigger did not care at all that i was there

zackisontumblr:

tigger did not care at all that i was there