*majortvjunkie peed here* is this girl for real

whiteboywaves:

Remember when me n simone had beef n now I’m in LUV with her ya same

Tha internet is now a religion and tumblr done became tha goddamn church…

andrvw:

robbatussin:

Finna delete dis website within tha weeks.

how are you planning on deleting the website 

you spend 1/3 of your life just sleeping. that means if you live to be 90 you will have spent nearly 30 years simply being asleep. wrap your fuckin mind around that

tumblr drama

claydols:

i really dont like this whole “you cant have an opinion on tumblr” attitude because really its “you cant have a hateful/offensive/ignorant opinion on tumblr because youll get called out and corrected”
and thats
a good and appropriate consequence

There was these two guys and we all walked into the dollar store at the same time and went to the same aisle and checked out at the same time and now were in the same movie theater and they look so suspicious they think I’m following them omfg

theanti90smovement:

If you blink 7000 times in one minute u will be transported into an alternate dimension where Ronald Reagan is president. Believe me this is true it happened to me and it was beautiful….

maliciousmelons:

i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer


once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

My Tumblr Crushes:rodneykong (8%)galifianafuck (4%)deodrant (3%)whiteboywaves (3%)ratgod (3%)sierraseybold.com/ (3%)breadfish.co.uk/ (3%)ca-ri-bbe-an (3%)canadumb (3%)joe

foxnewsofficial:

making it rain is a lot harder than i thought 

mrcraabs:

scooby doo 25 to life

hottest boy ever

mrcraabs:

scooby doo 25 to life

hottest boy ever

i hate when people try to act like happiness is not a priority. it is a priority!!! happiness and general well-being establishes productivity!!! never put your emotional happiness on the back burner!!! it is more important to be emotionally stable and well than it is to have money or prestige. never abandon your emotional needs, there is no point in pushing yourself into a breaking point.