nayx:

hey to all you struggling teens out there:

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simone: *says something embarrasing*
me: *doesnt say anything but starts typing*
simone: are you....dont you dare... i trusted you

random fact: if you shout “hey loser!” at kyle canadumb he will know youre talking to him bc hes such a loser and he will respond

canadumb:

theyellowbrickroad:

somebody read out my chatpost that was a conversation between me and my future child and post it as an audio post so i can show kyle what a good reading voice sounds like

wow!

u just need 2 learn :/

somebody read out my chatpost that was a conversation between me and my future child and post it as an audio post so i can show kyle what a good reading voice sounds like

obama, please call my grandpa on the phone and tell him he needs to cut back on the techno. it is just too much techno. thank you very much

my grandpa listens to too much techno. it always sounds like theres a funky nightclub right above me

If you name your son slurpee he might start slurpee-ing all the girls in school ya know?
Anonymous

you are disgusting. thats my child youre talking about.

simone ask ur parents if my theme is ok for them now omG

theyellowbrickroad:

carly seeks the approval of my parents for her tumblr theme

this is the kind of friendship carly and i have

I UNFOLLOWED U BY ACCIDENT ON MOBILE IM REALLY SORRY

look at how fake brandon is :/

unclefather:

theyellowbrickroad:

It’s such a good thing I’m not a mom the world isn’t ready yet for me to post Facebook statuses every five minutes that are like “little gulp scraped her knee :/ why is my child so incompetent and boring”

why did you name your child little gulp. are you a 7/11?

Her name is formally big gulp, but I will call her little gulp until she grows into her name.

My child: mom how did I get my name
Me: well big gulp, when I was 18 years old I went to 7-eleven, a chain convenient store which originated in north America but has gone international, I saw an advertisement for 99 cent big gulps and that's when I knew. I just knew
My child: cool story mom, I am so proud to know the history and sentiments of my name!
Me: love you sweetheart. Now be a good big sister and go play with your little brother Slurpee

It’s such a good thing I’m not a mom the world isn’t ready yet for me to post Facebook statuses every five minutes that are like “little gulp scraped her knee :/ why is my child so incompetent and boring”

I’m gonna take a public speech class or w/e maybe it’ll help me not look dumb when i say things

I’m really afraid I’m gonna fall in love with California and just drop everything and move there :/